problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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