How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We got so high we made milksteak
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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