Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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