Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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