it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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