Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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