You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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