it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I think people are normalizing furries
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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