Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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