On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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