Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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