No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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