I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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