Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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