is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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