just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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