I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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