How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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