i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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