billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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