ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
