Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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