I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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