Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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