bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need a beard to bite.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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