Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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