Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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