It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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