She is in my trunk
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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