He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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