he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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