Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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