im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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