I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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