I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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