wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just threw up on my dentist
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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