I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
