We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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