I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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