do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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