So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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