I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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