STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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