fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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