I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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