Where did you get a picture of my penis
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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