So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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