He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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