Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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