Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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