MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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