Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
