would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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