they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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