Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
